This author is currently on hiatus for the ignoble cause of mugging. The public is advised to remain calm, as this routine protocol has been shown to have no effect on one's violent tendencies in 96% of cases.
| Monday, September 28, 2009 |
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There's only one thing I hate more than people spamming Facebook quizzes, and then ironically proudly publishing every single one of their results on "Are you dumber than George Bush?" to their news feed. It's none other than the quiz creators themselves. But little did I know, there was a conspirator lurking right in our very midst...  Spot the double fail: The same person liked his own post.If you've been wanting to know who's behind the evil ploy to distracting people from their work with useless Facebook quizzes, causing your exam results to go "boomz!", well, now you know. ...It's Ris Low. HA! |
'Twas teh winnar at 7:26 pm.
| Tuesday, September 15, 2009 |
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One might have expected me to use my free time "productively" during the September holidays by blogging. I actually half-expected that of myself too. Guess what? Didn't happen. (You saw that coming.) In fact, I didn't really much during the break at all, other than getting a nagging headache from sleeping 12 hours a day for nearly the whole week. The reason? I didn't really have a battle plan for the holidays. Okay fine, I didn't have anything planned at all, other than completing Prototype on Normal (some awesome friends got me that game for my birthday, so it's only right that I do them justice.) I'm glad to say that I did achieve, at least - in just first two days of the holidays too. NOTE: Not planning anything is different from planning to do nothing. I completed Prototype, and that's gotta be something right? (Then again, I'm just trying to make myself feel better with this statement.) Only problem is, the rest of the days was spent rotting in front of the computer, watching random YouTube videos of japanese gameshows and stalking people on Facebook. So much for the promotional exams coming up in a few weeks and us supposedly freaking out over it and starting our revision. Lesson learnt: If you didn't plan to do something, you ain't gonna do it, as much as you try to convince yourself otherwise. In the case of blogging though, I actually did have a few posts planned out. Except most of them are still in the "draft" stage - none managed to make it past the "procrastination" phase. I kept going "Oh I'll do it tmr, there's still x days of leisure time left" and as it always goes, tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow... and then you lose all motivation and go back to eating people's brains in Prototype instead. It's just so much more satisfying, because you can't possibly eat the brains of visitors or else then who will be left to view your blog?! So after a meagre three posts, I'm officially going back into hiatus again. Maybe one day if I get back into the blogging mood, I might rise from the dead once more. That, or if I become an overnight celebrity and get paid to blog. :D If you actually read this, then thanks for being a faithful reader and sticking around for so long. No apologies from this recalcitrant blog murderer though. Hey, you should be thanking me for at least giving advance warning this time, rather than leaving the future of this blog in limbo. Now I've saved you from the suspense and agony of having to check back here, only to be greeted with that same old post from weeks ago. Now I must get back to determining whether I'll die from alcohol or hedgehog from that Facebook quiz, thank you very much. I need to prepare for the future. |
'Twas teh winnar at 6:12 pm.
