This author is currently on hiatus for the ignoble cause of mugging. The public is advised to remain calm, as this routine protocol has been shown to have no effect on one's violent tendencies in 96% of cases.
| Thursday, August 31, 2006 |
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Teachers' day's here again, so its time for the usual tributes to the teachers who have taught us this year =) Here we go, following Bing Heng's example... Mr. Kevin Cheng (aka Kelvin Chng) Lit teacher & FT Shall Be Appreciated for: - Hilarious (and usually sick) jokes - Slacking - Niaoing shaun and yu xuan - Causing some innocent minds to mature drastically - trend-setting in class - Standing up for the class instead of what's Politically Correct (e.g. apples incident) Infamous for: - Mood swings - Mild violence 2 word to describe: Kinky popularity. Ms. Sarah Foo (aka salafu) Geography teacher SBA for: - Laughing along with our jokes (even if she's the joke) - - Slacky lessons (although not as much as KC) - Waking people like YYY up - Addiction to coffee Infamous for: - Filing - Needing more than 1 year to recognise who her Geog rep is. 2 words to describe: Fun forgetfulness Mr. Lim Ni Eng Chinese Language teacher SBA for: - Trying to improve Gary's Chinese - Never flaring up at us - Concern for students - Practical teaching methods (unlike other teachers which teach u lots of useless stuff) - Letting us enjoy Chinese movies =) - Acknowledging he is overweight (movtivation to all TAF Club members!) Infamous for: - 小测试 (English translation: "mini tests") - The "4 Chinese periods in a row" day 2 words: Effective concern Mr. Bernard Ong (aka bong) History teacher SBA for: - Being EXTREMELY tolerant - Learning from mistakes (he's relatively new) - Putting a lot of effort in teaching, serious about our learning - Showing us Gareth Ong's (his son) video of him playing blocks =3 - Bloody easy tests Infamous for: - "Alright...Alright...Alright" - No OP, No Talk campaign - Crazy marking scheme 2 words: Tolerant learner Ms. Gwee Hwee Ngee (aka weeneeweeheenee, Mrs. Wong) Maths teacher SBA for: - Accelerating our syllabus - Hands-on activities - Friendly - Remedials? =P Infamous for: - FUN worksheets (which are always left undone) - Extreme mood swings and flaring up - Biasness (according to some ppl) 2 words: Dangerously mild Mrs Lina Yong English Language teacher SBA for: - Practical and effective teaching - Extension of deadlines (for the slackers) - Cute Benjamin! =3 (he's her son) Infamous for: - Difficult assignments (sometimes) - Ability to read minds 2 words: High expectations Mr. Yong Jong Shyan Computer/Infocomm Studies teacher SBA for: - Teaching thoroughly (makes sure everyone can understand) - (Almost) Free ACE - Easy tests - Being dam pro in programming (duh) - Niaoing yu xuan - Allowing comp games in lab (as long as we finish his work) Infamous for: - Taking a long time to attend to students individually (duh, there's 26 of us and only 1 of him) 2 words: Generous genius. Mr. Tan Hock Chye (aka hocky) Physics teacher SBA for: - Slack lessons - Lots of practicals (altho much of which we don't understand) - Light-hearted attitude - Chuckling, smiling =) Infamous for: - Weird pronunciation ("hur hur hur" as derek says) - Disappearing act - can make worksheets appear 2 words: Funny seriousness Mr. Lee Foo Yong (aka leefy) Biology teacher SBA for: - Hilarious (and almost always sick) jokes - Extreme interectivity with class (often gets students to do kinky stuff) - Niaoing yu xuan - Causing some innocent minds to mature drastically - "The Toxic and the Powerful" (when leefy meets kc) Infamous for: - Picking on students sitting in the front rows to perform kinky actions (to illustrate some points) - Video on circumcision of a baby (the whole class ran out) 2 words: Sick joker Mr Loh. Suan Jun Chemistry teacher SBA for: - Having (almost all) lessons in the air-conditioned Space - Umm...teaching us? Infamous for: - Umm...homework? 2 words: Umm...Neutral, normal And once again, i would like to wish all teachers a HAPPY TEACHER'S DAY! *cheer* |
'Twas teh winnar at 6:25 pm.
