This author is currently on hiatus for the ignoble cause of mugging. The public is advised to remain calm, as this routine protocol has been shown to have no effect on one's violent tendencies in 96% of cases.
| Sunday, April 01, 2007 |
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Happy birthday Yi Yong! :3 Though it's already 2.45 am here (yes, i edited the post date) and it's technically 2.46 hours past the "Wish eeu happy bday worrx <3" period, but nvm, i made up for it by dropping him an offline message about 25 hours ago already. Hope he didn't burn his cheesecake with laser of over 9000 power though! D: That said and done, why the hell am i still online at this time?! (Im not here to dedicate my TLC, passionate congratulations and time to YYY, don't worry.) Well, the truth is that i just got out of an overnight sexual romp and im here to express my sexual desi- Wait, what am i saying? Gahh, that's probably the effect History essays and Lenin has on your brain. Not to mention panadol, too - since im down with a fever of 39 degrees atm. Looks like im gonna skip school tmr, another victim in the spate of outbreaks of flu recently. x.x But that leads to a paradox - why would i even bother doing my essays if i could pon school tmr? No, i am definitely not that mugger-ish - im a very last minute guy. Which leads us to the only possible solution: YOU JUST GOT FOOLED. No, i don't think you did, in any case. But if you were, then... NubNUBnUbNUBnub is you. Oh come on, did you actually think i would succumb to such immature, childish, brainless pranks of no real value? Hang on a sec, even Google does that too! So what am I doing here, being a screwed up bastard criticising others with no supporting views from historians nor objective facts and data? Damn, now i really prozac. Add some coke along with it. And so we're stupidly celebrating April's Fool 3 hours after it's over - wow. Nevertheless, in staying true to the spirit, everything in this post has been false - except for yi yong's birthday, heh. Now that's surpising. xD |
'Twas teh winnar at 11:45 am.
