This author is currently on hiatus for the ignoble cause of mugging. The public is advised to remain calm, as this routine protocol has been shown to have no effect on one's violent tendencies in 96% of cases.
| Saturday, January 05, 2008 |
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It seems everyone around me is choking in their sleep or suddenly stop breathing and die. I've had a couple of near-death experiences recently too. Granted, they lasted for only less than a minute, but i think that's more than enough. And my mum'a nerves got shaken so much she wakes up in the middle of every night to check my pulse and perform CPR now. So, in case the inevitable happens sooner rather than later for me, i shall make preparations for it. Here's a list of what i want (others) to do in my absence. (I know its kind of a morbid way to kick off 2008, and like Ms Choh says again and again "We should start off on a good note". Then again, other than the excuse to go boozing for the whole night, what's there to be actually happy about on New Year?) Here goes nothing... Resolutions to be passed over my dead body: 1. Tell everyone I love them That includes my family, friends, teachers, schoolmates, dog, PAP and the gal i shared my seat with on the bus. Even if they don't know me, let them know some dude who just died loves them, im pretty sure that would make their day. 2. Tell everyone I'm sorry For being a noob, loser, phail@lyf, and contributing to global warming. I'm sorry. 3. Have a happy funeral Everyone should turn up in the gayest shade of purple, and leave with the fondest of memories. Then get on with life. 4. Kick Yedang's balls. 26/12/07. Never forgive. Never forget. 5. Get me a Lv 200 character in MapleStory Cos i haven't had enough time alive to become a no-life grindwhore. And everyone seems to be one these days, bragging about "ZOMG i pwn, i hit level 133.7 in M$!!11!" Additionally, name the char "ZC_King" so i can be world famous. 6. Further the ultimate goal of world peace Even if it means recruiting Chuck Norris to the US army or pointing a gun at Hillary Clinton and asking "Deal or No Deal b1tch?!" 'Nuff said. |
'Twas teh winnar at 8:17 pm.
