This author is currently on hiatus for the ignoble cause of mugging. The public is advised to remain calm, as this routine protocol has been shown to have no effect on one's violent tendencies in 96% of cases.
| Sunday, June 29, 2008 |
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So i confess. Add that as sin #524 (if you thought that was a new mathematical expression, take a break) to my list of sins, after #1 - "Kicking my mum damn hard in the uterus when they did an ultrasound scan", #485 - "Ogling at Zhaoxing's non-existant boobs (ORLY?) during Physics Olympiad Training" and #9001 - "Lying about having a sin list." It goes on, but i probably shouldn't write it all down here, as the only place it belongs is Page 15 of my very first notebook stashed in the third drawer from the top under the seventh desk ive used in my life. Not to mention that that would expose incriminatory secrets that could probably be used against me in court and pack me off to jail for the rest of my life. Mm, better to plead the fifth. So anyway, most of you reading this would be thinking at this point: "Why the hell is this crazed lunatic coming back to haunt my Firefox after having died for exactly 26 days, 13 hours and 36 minutes?" Which coincidentally, is pretty close to the duration of menstruation cycle. (Also, i accidentally closed this tab while checking that up. Thankfully, Firefox's "Recently Closed Tabs" FTW.) NOT THAT IM IMPLYING ANYTHING. The answer: im actually down with a high fever which clocked in at 38.3 C. It actually subsided this afternoon with a Panadol pill, but fired up again after vigorous activity this evening. "I feel terrible, this fever is killing my lymphatic cells!" "I know how you feel..." "How would you know, you're not sick at the moment." "Oh, but I had a bacteriophage intrusion yesterday, but i took Panadol!" "*sniff* Wut?" PANADOL EXTRA. Relief for flu, bee stings, suicide attempts and just about anything else! I should really be studying for the three science tests lined up for me next week, but thanks to the fever that's how i found myself here. Blogging has a weird way of finding itself into your mind in the most treacherous of situations. Good for you, bad for me i suppose. So you had BETTER enjoy this while it lasts. >=[ |
'Twas teh winnar at 12:11 am.
